Systems and methods are disclosed for a self-contained Smart Mattress which is capable of monitoring the vital statistics of a patient in real time, analyzing the data using an embedded processor, storing patient identification and information, producing an electronic medical report and communicating any data to the caregiver or computer server using wireless technology, such as Bluetooth® Technology. Due to the self-contained nature of the mattress, it is also ideal for use as an emergency evacuation mattress for bed-ridden patients.