A food condiment and method of preparing such condiment is provided. The food condiment may be used as salad dressings, marinades, dipping sauces, and the like. The food condiment includes mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, pepper, crab seasoning, dried parsley; spice seasoning, salt, soy sauce, and hot sauce. The ingredients may be intermixed in a variety of mixing orders. In one intermixing method, the oil based ingredients and the water based ingredient are mixed with an emulsifier to create a stable emulsion at room temperature.