Systems, devices, and methods are described that enable users to remotely dispense pacifier. Also described are systems, devices, and methods including a wireless, remote controlled pacifier dispensing device having a pacifier dispensing assembly and a pacifier dispensing module. In an embodiment, a pacifier dispensing module is operably coupled to the pacifier dispensing component, and is configured to dispense of at least one pacifier received within the pacifier dispensing component responsive to one or more signals from a client device.