A smart bio-fluids diagnostic monitoring system and a method of monitoring healthiness according to our invention comprise of a semi-portable potty / commode that conserve water having provision for managing waste disposal with built-in self-service health lab and a monitor that connects to the internet to show instant personal health reports. Its matched with a big data platform and personal data control for mass medical research and financial program to benefit 3rd worlds and medical conglomerates. Its a solution with personal, commercial and social implications.