The present invention provides a hyperbolic sanitary pad system including an absorbent elongated body including a first and second curved surfaces extending from a substantially planar surface the elongated body extending between a first and second parabolic end and a crest located along a central axis positioned along a radius curvature between the pair of curved side surfaces and a support surface further comprising a pair of downwardly depending lips, presenting an elliptical cavity therebetween, the first and second parabolic ends angularly extending from the elongated body for securing fluids.
