A portable female urinal. The portable female urinal includes a container having a front side, a back side, a first sidewall, a second sidewall, a base, and an upper end defining an interior volume. The first and second sidewalls bow inwards to create a saddle shape. An aperture is included within the upper end that is configured to receive urine. A telescopic spout having an extended and collapsed position is included on the front side. The telescopic spout is designed to access the interior volume such that the contents of the container can be evacuated therethrough.