A female urination aid allowing hygienic upright urination includes a ring. A shell is coupled to an inner perimeter of the ring. The shell is collapsible and has a bottom, which is open. The bottom has a circumference that is dimensionally smaller than the inner perimeter, such that the shell is funnel shaped. A grasp is coupled to the shell proximate to the bottom. The ring is configured for sealable placement around a vulva of a user. The grasp is configured for grasping by the user to deploy the shell from a collapsed positioned to an extended position. The bottom of the shell is distally positioned relative to the ring, such that the shell is configured to direct urine away from the user.