A composition of matter with emollient properties. The composition takes the physical form of an oil base homogenized into water, making it suitable for dispensation in large quantities with a spray bottle or a continuous flow. Preparation begins with refinement of MCT coconut oil to remove lauric acid. The coconut oil is mixed with arnica oil, castor oil, CBD oil, and sulfur to form the oil base. Ideal proportions for the oil base are approximately 8:39:10:40:3 arnica:castor:CBD:coconut:sulfur. The oil base is then homogenized into alkaline water. Ideal parameters are approximately 11.5 pH water and a ratio of approximately 7:93 oil:water. Suitable variations on the ideal parameters are disclosed below.