An invention engaged in a program or system to toilet-train a house pet in two or three stages after which said pet will routinely relieve itself into the toilet bowl. The initial embodiment may be in an outdoor venue, as in the case of a dog. The second stage may commence in the bathroom, on the floor, where the owner will continue the training program. Ultimately, the preferred embodiment will be resting atop the toilet seat or the toilet bowl rim where the trainee will deposit its excreta directly, without hesitation or ceremony.