A rhinotillexis apparatus, devised for controlled insertion into a nasal cavity for collection and removal of mucus therefrom, includes a spatulate head member having a first surface and a second surface convergent at an anterior edge, a neck portion, a shield member, and a handle member for dexterous wielding in the hands of a user. The head member is tautly overlain with an absorbent layer. The shield member prevents over-insertion of the head member into the nasal cavity and shields a user's hands from contamination with mucus during use. Disposal of the apparatus after single-use decreases potential for cross-contamination.
