A urine collection system having an elongated shaft with a first end and a second end, a first ring on the first end of the shaft, and a handle on the second end of the shaft, wherein a urine cup is removably held in the first ring, wherein the shaft is rigid, wherein the handle is a second ring, wherein the first ring and the second ring occupy the same planar surface, and wherein the first ring has a diameter larger than that of the second ring.