A substantially upright surface-adhering self pleasure device and method comprises at least one main body, at least one channel, at least one means of attachment and none, one or a plurality of protrusions, stabilizers, recesses, textures, and stimulators. This low complexity device, when adhered to a substantially upright surface, allows a male to perform safe and comfortable hands- free stimulation to the male genital. The device is generally constructed of a soft material to mimic the tactile feel of human flesh. This hands-free sexual aid device allows males who suffer from dexterity issues and or missing limbs an alternative, discrete and safe means to self pleasure.
